TONY STOCKERT’S TOP 5 HOTTEST WOMEN IN GAMING

TONY STOCKERT’S TOP 5 HOTTEST WOMEN IN GAMING
1. Princess Peach – Super Mario Brothers
2. Alyx Vance – Half-Life 2
3. Carmen Sandiego – Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?
4. Laura Croft – Tomb Raider
5. Rikku – Final Fantasy
When Stickam asked me for a “Top 5,” my mind naturally raced to hot women and video games. Which to choose? Oh lord. So here you have it, Tony Stockert's Top 5 Hottest Women in Video Games. Of course all of this is based on personal opinion and I know my fellow peers in the gaming world are one of the most opinionated groups of people ever. But I don't care if you agree with me. Yeah, there.
5. Rikku – Final Fantasy
I may not have played any of the Final Fantasy games, but I've seen enough pictures of this girl to know she's a straight up babe. In fact, if she were president, her name would be Baberaham Lincoln.
4. Laura Croft – Tomb Raider
If you need an actor as hot as Angelina Jolie to portray your computer generated protagonist, you know you gotta be up there on the hotness chart.
I'm not a huge breast man, but DAMN. I think the whole "girls with guns" thing is making me want to be her "Womb Raider."
3. Carmen Sandiego – Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?
This bitch is MYSTERIOUS AS HELL! I think the fact that her entire show and video game was basically a drawn-out version of what women call "the chase" proves that everyone wants to get their hands on her.
Personally, I just want to see if she's a fire crotch.
2. Alyx Vance – Half-Life 2
Not only is this girl in one of the greatest video game series ever, her look in the game was basically compiled from the developers referencing multiple drop-dead gorgeous models. She's constantly hitting on you and always walks in front of you, just to give you a great look at her wonderfully modeled and textures ass in a tight pair of virtual jeans. She's also much more believable than most video game girls, as in her boobs are realistically sized. She's not sporting some 38 triple-D's while spiking a volleyball on the beach or anything…
1. Princess Peach – Super Mario Brothers
Face it, guys (and some of you ladies), this was the original virtual damsel in distress. Do you remember how many different freakin’ castles you had to run through just to find the right one and save her ass? So what if her character looks to be as young as 14? That was back in 1985. She's like a MILF by now.



